Psych (TV Series)

Talk Derby to Me (2008)

Timothy Omundson: Carlton Lassiter

Quotes 

• Karen Vick : Eighty suspects? Really, Mr. Spencer, it wouldn't be possible perhaps to narrow it down just a bit, would it?

  Shawn Spencer : Not without help. It's a tight group, Chief. It's a clique. It's a sisterhood of the Ya-Ya variety and it's going to take a lot more than a smile and a pack of Pall Malls to get them to talk.

  Carlton Lassiter : Not a problem. Tough-to-crack suspects are right in my wheelhouse.

  Shawn Spencer : Negative. We cannot go about this using a typical Lassiterian technique. We need someone on the inside.

  Karen Vick : Are you saying you want to go undercover?

  Shawn Spencer : Undercover, yes. Me, no. Unfortunately, I'm not qualified for this sort of thing.

  Carlton Lassiter : Don't worry about it, Spencer. I've been itching to do some undercover work...and I got a new mustache guy.

  Shawn Spencer : I like where your head's at because this is going to take a very specific skill set, and there's only one person in this room who can pull it off. I've just got one question...

  [turns to Juliet] 

  Shawn Spencer : Can you skate?

• Shawn Spencer : Earlier, I got a call from the Chief. She sounded serious. Third break-in of its kind in this many months, no leads.

  Carlton Lassiter : The Chief told you that?

  Shawn Spencer : No, she did.

  [Shawn slaps the butt of a mannequin with no arms] 

  Shawn Spencer : She looks like the Venus de Milo, but she prefers to be called Traci with an "i". She saw everything. Said I should check the videos in the surveillance room.

  Carlton Lassiter : The mannequin told you that?

  Shawn Spencer : No, the Chief did. Come on, Lassie, keep up with me.

• Carlton Lassiter : Look, Chief, I can get results. Let me in on this.

  Shawn Spencer : Sure, Chief, Lassie seems like a smart choice. We know he's a demon on wheels and, of course, he's so very good with women.

  Karen Vick : Under the circumstances, I might consider you, Carlton, but you're never more obvious then when you're undercover. Perhaps you've forgotten the prosthetic nose debacle of 2005?