Psych (TV Series)
Gus Walks Into a Bank (2008)
Dulé Hill: Burton Guster
Quotes
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Burton 'Gus' Guster : Oh, and Shawn...I just want you to know that no matter what happens, I care about you, and I appreciate you, and, well...I love you, Shawn.
[Gus hugs Shawn]
Shawn Spencer : Okay, buddy. I hear you. You know I'm going to be back in, like, half an hour, right? Wow...that is a tight hug.
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Shawn Spencer : Well, if you remember, I'm holding a bit of a grudge against this particular banking institution.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Why, because they turned you down for a small business loan last year?
Shawn Spencer : Yes, because they turned me down for a small business loan! That was completely legitimate, Gus.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Shawn, it was for a zip-line pulley system to transport snacks from the kitchen to your desk.
Shawn Spencer : Or the reception area. What's your point?
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[Shawn had just called Lassiter "partner"]
Burton 'Gus' Guster : "Partner"? Uh, excuse me, what was that about?
Shawn Spencer : Well, you got to admit, it's better than a little boy cat...or a little girl cat.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Not appreciated, Shawn.
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Shawn Spencer : Go ahead. Slap me in the face, tell me they call you Mister Tibbs.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : I'm not doing that.
Shawn Spencer : Come on. It'll make you feel better.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : [clears his throat] They call me *Mister*...
[beat]
Burton 'Gus' Guster : I'm not doing that.
Shawn Spencer : You were one word away!
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Shawn Spencer : [to Gresling] Do you recall rejecting a small business loan for a zip-line snack transportation system, calling it, and I quote, "fiscally irresponsible"?
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Shawn...
Nathaniel Gresling : Yes, I do.
Shawn Spencer : Well, Mr. Nathanial Gresling, this little task of retrieving the Mini Oreos took me fourteen seconds. Zip-line? Whoosh! Five. Fiscally irresponsible? Nay, I call that my fiscal obligation to my shareholders, namely Gus here.
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Burton 'Gus' Guster : Part of running a business together, Shawn, is sharing in the responsibilites of the "business" side of the business...like making deposits.
Shawn Spencer : What about the "bidness" side? Cause I'm more of a "bidness" man. Who's covering that?