- Henry Spencer: Yeah, well, fooling around with your best friend's sister certainly wasn't your most brilliant idea.
- Shawn Spencer: No, that was the toaster alarm I invented in the third grade that woke you up by smacking you in the face with a waffle.
- [pause]
- Shawn Spencer: I think I peaked too soon.
- Burton Guster: [Gus and Shawn are showing Joy around the police department] Joy was just excited to see what we do.
- Karen Vick: Have you ever seen a movie about high school?
- Joy Guster: Yes.
- Karen Vick: Then you've pretty much seen what they do.