iCarly (TV Series)

iHeart Art (2008)

Miranda Cosgrove: Carly Shay

Quotes 

• Freddie Benson : Do you even know what Harry Joyner looks like?

  Carly : Yeah, you know, he looks like a man. With a face, and... hair.

  Sam Puckett : [sarcastically]  Yeah, I have an uncle that looks a lot like that!

• Sam Puckett : That dentist dude's really going to pay you $1000 for that?

  Spencer : Paid, in advance.

  Freddie Benson : Yeah!

  Sam Puckett : Sweet!

  Spencer : And since you guys helped me get my art career back,

  [hands Sam money] 

  Spencer : $40 for you,

  [hands Freddie money] 

  Spencer : $40 for you, and...

  [walks across the room to hand Carly money] 

  Spencer : ... $41 for my little sister.

  Carly : Aww. I'm special.

• Carly : Spencer it's been four hours, I think you need to get off the kitchen table.

  Spencer : Why? Is Santa Claus here to tell me I'm ugly and have no friends?

• Freddie Benson : When I grow up, I wonder what kind of girl would want to marry me.

  [Sam bites pillow to avoid insulting Freddie] 

  Freddie Benson : After I take a shower, my mom makes me sign a piece of paper promising that I shampooed twice.

  [Sam throws herself on the floor, pounding her fists and kicking her legs] 

  Carly : [walks in]  Should I call an ambulance?

• [showing Spencer's art on her webcast] 

  Sam Puckett : Okay...

  Carly : Look at this next sculpture.

  Sam Puckett : It's a robot...

  Carly : - made out of soda bottles.

  Sam Puckett : His eyes light up red...

  Carly : - whether he's angry or not.

  Sam Puckett : Now, this sculpture is called...

  Carly : The Bottle-bot.

  Sam Puckett : Not to be confused with "Bubble-butt," which is what I call our teacher, the horrible Ms. Briggs.

  Carly : Why say that live on the web? She already hates you.

  Sam Puckett : Which means I have nothing to lose.

• Freddie Benson : So what did you say in your e-mail to get Joyner to come here?

  Carly : It wasn't what I said. It was the pictures I attached of Spencer's sculptures.

  Sam Puckett : Joyner liked them?

  Carly : I guess. He said he wanted to come see 'em in person.

  Freddie Benson : That is so cool!

  Sam Puckett : You know what else is cool?

  Freddie Benson : What?

  Sam Puckett : Not you!

• Freddie Benson : Anytime a chance comes along for you to insult me, you just gotta jump on it!

  Carly : You really should be nicer to him.

  Freddie Benson : Ha! She couldn't be nicer to me if she tried 'cause, she has no self control.

  Sam Puckett : I have oodles of self control! I self control myself all the time!