Maneater (2020 Video Game)

Chris Parnell: Narrator

Quotes 

• Narrator : In the not-so-distant future, a young visionary entrepreneur will spot these three shells while snorkeling and revolutionize after-toilet care.

• Narrator : there's no such thing as a recession-proof business except for the frozen banana stand weather boom or bust, the demand for reliable quality frozen bananas remains a constant.

• Narrator : sea sponges demand for pineapple homes has sparked massive deforestation throughout Costa Rica but being brainless sponges rarely weigh the consequences of their buying decisions.

• Narrator : This recreation of the Titanic was so accurate, fifteen hundred people died during its maiden voyage

• Narrator : as is well known volleyballs make way better friends than soccer balls who will stab you in the back the first chance they have.

• Narrator : The muskellunge, or "muskie", is a fresh-water fish commonly found throughout the Great Lakes region... so I have no idea what it's doing here