Family Guy (TV Series)

Movin' In (Principal Shepherd's Song) (2020)

Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Dr. Elmer Hartman

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• Stewie Griffin : This part always speaks to me.

  [Watching Opera in his room] 

  Stewie Griffin : I can't stand to hear Italians talk.

  [Sniffles] 

  Stewie Griffin : But man get them singing.

• Stewie Griffin : All I'm doing is presenting you honestly to the public. Just like I did to the witches in Salem.

  Accused Witch : Who but a witch would not give up her virtue to a man who brought her a luncheon of salt pork and boiled sweets?

  Stewie Griffin : But Your Honor, I tried to give up my virtue. I begged him to take me then and there.

  Stewie Griffin : Yeah, okay, okay, n-nobody believes that tall tale. And he would have none of it.

  Accused Witch : I offered him posterior intimacy.

  Stewie Griffin : Okay, let's just... E-everyone calm down. The court reporter will still his quill.

  Accused Witch : On hands and knees I begged him. He said he had an early appointment.

  Stewie Griffin : Witch! Witch! Press her between stones!

• Principal Shepherd : [Over Public Address System]  Attention, Griffins. Could Peter Griffin please report to the backyard?

  Peter Griffin : Shut up.

  Principal Shepherd : Peter, I'm looking at your aptitude assessment. Uh, we think you would be more comfortable eating in the special breakfast unit.

  Peter Griffin : It sounds like chaos in there.

  Principal Shepherd : Don't worry, Miss Judy will take care of you. She doesn't have her teaching degree, but she is abnormally strong.

  Peter Griffin : Why can't I just eat with my family?

  Principal Shepherd : We're trying to get you ready to eat with your family.

  Peter Griffin : Hey, you must be Miss Judy. Ow, that's my wrist! That's my wrist, Miss Judy! Ow!

• Peter Griffin : Attention, Griffins. Someone drew a penis on my car. Peter, I'm looking at you. Couldn't have been me.

  Peter Griffin : I don't even know what penises look like 'cause I'm not gay. Never even seen one.

  Principal Shepherd : You don't have a penis?

  Peter Griffin : I do, I just don't look at it 'cause I'm not gay. Now, if it was a vagina, I'd say you have your man. Seen a ton of those.

  Chris Griffin : Whoa, whoa, whoa, three? Deets, Dad.