No 73 (TV Series)

Yes or No... (1983)

Nick Staverson: Harry Stern

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• Harry Stern : [on phone]  Eh, hi, hello, is that Boolies'clothes shop? It is. Hi, my name is Harry Stern and I saw your advert in the paper. Yeah, I was wondering what sort of qualifications you have to have? An O-level in chemistry? Eh, I thought this was a clothes shop, why do you have to have an O-level in chemistry?

  [starts to cross 'clothes shop off his list] 

  Harry Stern : You like to be prepared for anything, I see.

• Harry Stern : Hey listen, I won't beat around the bush, mate, but are there any jobs going as a biscuit man's assistent, eh?

  Robert Crowther : Well, have you had any training for it?

  Harry Stern : I used to make chocolate biscuits at school, mate.

  Robert Crowther : Well, it's a bit specialized...