Hancock & Joan (2008 TV Movie)
Ken Stott: Tony Hancock
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Quotes
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[Tony and Joan have just made love; in a panic at his forthcoming stage performance, Tony rushes to the toilet, suffering from a sudden attack of diarrhoea]
Tony Hancock : What am I doing? My arse has exploded and my teeth are chattering.
Joan Le Mesurier : When I was living in Ramsgate, my friend Sheila worked on the dog track. She said when you see the dogs on parade before the race, if one of them has a hard-on or has just had a crap, put your money on it. I'd back you on both counts tonight.
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[Tony and Joan have had a blazing row because Tony is blind drunk; she grabs his bottles of brandy and throws them at the wall; swearing profusely, Tony staggers across the room and tries to hit her with a coffee table; both of them end up on the floor]
Tony Hancock : [gleefully] I do enjoy our little after-dinner chats, don't you?
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Tony Hancock : [opening the Festival Hall show] I don't think I've ever seen such an ornate garage.
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Tony Hancock : I'm sick of drinking fucking tea.