How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
No Tomorrow (2008)
Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby
Photos
Quotes
-
Barney Stinson : [On the phone] Come on, Ted. It's your last night on Earth. You really want to spend it with Marshall and Lily?
Marshall Eriksen : My hands smell weird. Here, smell.
Lily Aldrin : [Smells his hands] You're right, that's new.
Ted Mosby : [to Barney] I'll be there in five minutes.
-
Ted Mosby : [Barney wants everyone to go out and party] Sorry, Peter. We're grown-ups now. We can't fly off to Never-Land with you anymore.
-
Barney Stinson : Come on, it's not like she has children.
Ted Mosby : How do you know she doesn't?
Barney Stinson : Wrists. It's like you don't even know me.
-
Ted Mosby : How do you know she's from a different area code?
Barney Stinson : She's 5-1-6! She might dress like she's 7-1-8, act like she's 2-1-2, but trust me... she's 5-1-6! Oh and her husband letting her out alone on St. Pattie's Day, if that dude's not 9-7-3. I'm 3-0-7!
-
Angry Guy : [In the middle of kissing a girl when someone tugs him by the shoulder from behind and he turns to face him] We have a problem.
Barney Stinson : [stands in between them] Hey! Hey... Hey!
[Walks in between and past them]
Ted Mosby : [looks to Ashlee] Is this your husband?
Ashlee : I've never seen this man in my life.
Ted Mosby : [Looks back to him] Okay... what's our problem?
Angry Guy : Heheheh... Rick, Rick Garrido. According to the bartender, I'm the guy who's been buying you champagne all night.
Ted Mosby : Okay, there's a very simple explanation...
[He punches Ted square in his left eye and the scene goes black for a moment]