Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Meander to Your Dander (2008)
Charlie Sheen: Charlie Harper
Quotes
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Jake Harper : [Charlie and Jake are watching 'Jaws'] This movie is stupid.
Charlie Harper : This movie is a classic.
Jake Harper : It's been 40 minutes and we haven't even seen the shark yet!
Charlie Harper : That's because they're building suspense. Letting you use your imagination.
Jake Harper : You know what I'm imagining? A better movie!
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Charlie Harper : Wow. I get more tongue from my butcher.
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Alan Harper : I am in trouble here, Charlie. How-how do I get out of a stagnant, joyless relationship?
Charlie Harper : If I knew how to do that, you wouldn't still be living here!
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Charlie Harper : I once handed a date my Visa so she could pump gas for me. And on my next statement there were charges for a boob job and a PlayStation 3. And I never got to play with either one of them.
