The Whitest Kids U'Know (TV Series)

Episode #2.4 (2008)

Timmy Williams: Various

Quotes 

• Kevin : Mommy! Daddy! Look what I drew!

  [holds up a picture of a penis] 

  Stephen : Whoa! Kevin! Buddy! What is this here?

  Kevin : I drew it myself!

  Stephen : Uhh...Debra? Do you wanna come take a look at this?

  Debra : Stephen, our guests are about to arrive! I have a cheese plate to arrange, I do not have time...

  [sees the picture] 

  Debra : Kevin! Why did you draw that?

  Kevin : His name is Saggy Sammy!

  Debra : Kevin, who taught you this?

  Stephen : Has the gardener been coming inside the house again, Kevin?

  Kevin : It's an elephant!

  Debra : Oh, thank Christ!

  Stephen : Oh! I see. Ok, yeah, those are like his...that's his face...

  Kevin : His ears!

  Debra : Well, Kevin, it's very good! Can I keep this? I want to keep this upstairs in my desk, because of...how good it is...

  Kevin : Put it on the refrigerator!

  Stephen : ...Oh, Kevin, I don't think that's a good idea, because...uh...what if...uh...what if it fell down?

  Debra : Or what if, at the party, it got stolen by one of the guests?

  Stephen : Or the gardener!

  Kevin : But I drew it for the party!

  Stephen : Well...he made it for the party. Um...I suppose the supportive thing would be to put it on...

  Debra : But, Stephen it does look like...so many things...

  Stephen : Tell you what, sport, why don't you go ahead and write 'Elephant' really big on the top of it, and we'll put it on the fridge.

  Kevin : Ok! I also drew a fairy castle for the door!

  Debra : Oh, a fairy castle! Ok, that sounds great!

  Kevin : Here it is!

  [holds up a picture of a naked woman] 

  Debra : ...Kevin, go to your fucking room.