- Toby: Can I interest you in some hashish?
- Tony Stonem: I'm not really supposed to. Drugs do odd things to me at the moment.
- Toby: Aren't they supposed to?
- Anwar Kharral: Dude, I can't believe you're going out with Michelle.
- Sid Jenkins: It just kind of happened.
- Anwar Kharral: But you're, you know...
- Sid Jenkins: What?
- Anwar Kharral: Well, you're not exactly...
- Sid Jenkins: Not exactly what, exactly?
- Anwar Kharral: Not exactly you know. A player, a don, an R Kelly, a baby daddy-
- [Sid interrupts]
- Sid Jenkins: Alright. I get it.
- Anwar Kharral: A smooth criminal, a President of the USA, a Buddha Buddha Buddha cheese Buddha.
- Sid Jenkins: Ok Anwar!