"The Simpsons" Smoke on the Daughter (TV Episode 2008) - Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Archery Targets Truck Driver, Male Ballerina, Mayor Quimby, Sideshow Mel, Frank Tripp

Homer Simpson : I can't believe you were smoking. Don't you know the Sturgeon General says you're not supposed to?

Lisa Simpson : A sturgeon is a fish.

Homer Simpson : And a very wise fish he is.
Homer Simpson : Bart, now that your mother and your little mother are gone, I can let you in on a deep, dark family secret.

Bart Simpson : You have a drinking problem?

Homer Simpson : I said family SECRET!
Bart Simpson : Dad, you never win in a fight against animals. Remember your war with the worms?

Homer Simpson : That was not a defeat, that was a phased withdrawl.

Bart Simpson : Then why did they made you build that statue?

[Points at statue of Homer bowing at a worm, titled "Worms are better than me"]

Homer Simpson : They multiply when I cut them. I can't fight that.
Marge Simpson : Homer, I'm going to be a dancer!

Homer Simpson : Go-go or boring?

Marge Simpson : Boring!

Homer Simpson : Oh.
Homer Simpson : kids i want you in bed by 3 am, het someones got to be the bad guy.

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Archery Targets Truck Driver, Male Ballerina, Mayor Quimby, Sideshow Mel, Frank Tripp