- Lisa Simpson: So what happened?
- Marge Simpson: My bosoms grew in and ruined my balance.
- Lisa Simpson: Really? How?
- Marge Simpson: They came in one at a time.
- Lisa Simpson: Mom, do you think mine...
- Marge Simpson: No, I'm pretty sure you'll have your father's boobs.
- Marge Simpson: Lisa, have I ever shown you my shattered-dreams box?
- Lisa Simpson: No.
- Marge Simpson: It's upstairs, in my disappointments closet.
- Lisa Simpson: Oh! Oh.
- Homer Simpson: I can't believe you were smoking. Don't you know the Sturgeon General says you're not supposed to?
- Lisa Simpson: A sturgeon is a fish.
- Homer Simpson: And a very wise fish he is.
- Homer Simpson: Bart, now that your mother and your little mother are gone, I can let you in on a deep, dark family secret.
- Bart Simpson: You have a drinking problem?
- Homer Simpson: I said family SECRET!
- Bart Simpson: Dad, you never win in a fight against animals. Remember your war with the worms?
- Homer Simpson: That was not a defeat, that was a phased withdrawl.
- Bart Simpson: Then why did they made you build that statue?
- [Points at statue of Homer bowing at a worm, titled "Worms are better than me"]
- Homer Simpson: They multiply when I cut them. I can't fight that.
- Marge Simpson: Homer, I'm going to be a dancer!
- Homer Simpson: Go-go or boring?
- Marge Simpson: Boring!
- Homer Simpson: Oh.