NCIS (TV Series)
In the Zone (2008)
Michael Weatherly: Anthony DiNozzo
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Quotes
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Major, a man in your unit was murdered! Is there a reason you don't want to know who did it?
Marine Major Ike Varnai : Sure I do. I'd also like the war to end, the electricity to work, and for all the tribes to get along.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Where do you think you're going?
NCIS Intel Analyst Nikki Jardine : Just got off a transatlantic flight. Need shower.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Yeah, well crime scenes don't wait. Showers do! Besides
[turns on the faucet brown water comes out]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Not even *I* would shower in that.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [after accusing the Major of murder] Sorry about that, just doing my job.
[the Major walks away]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [chuckles] I hate it when that happens. Awkward moment.
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[Abby is speaking to Tony and Nikki in Baghdad via video chat]
Abby Sciuto : I didn't know you guys were sharing a room.
Officer Ziva David : [whispering] They're sharing a room?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : We're not exactly sharing a room.
Officer Ziva David : [whispering] Either they are sharing a room or not sharing a room, I do not see what is so exact or not exact about it!
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [enters the squadroom] Oh, what happened, McGee? No pictures of your girlfriend?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : My dog's name is Jethro, Tony. Jethro, it's a boy, not a girl.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Oh, hey, whatever your preference. Pictures of your boyfriend, then.
[He starts typing on his computer. Each keystroke produces a barking dog sound effect]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [fake laugh] That's very funny... fix it!
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Um... you're barking up the wrong tree.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [DiNozzo and Jardine are staying in a hangar] Oh yeah, just like home. If you happen to live in an airport.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Why the hell are you here? Really?
NCIS Intel Analyst Nikki Jardine : Cause it's gonna look really good on my resume.
[leaves]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : That's not why she's here.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : So um, you got any leads on Ali's whereabouts?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Tony, you're in the same city as him! We're ten Time Zones away! Why did you go to Iraq again?
Marine Major Ike Varnai : Good question!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Well let us know. And put my Kill Bill Mug *back* on my desk, McGee!
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [trying to examine a witness's body] Major Varnai, this is a crime scene!
Marine Major Ike Varnai : This is Baghdad, Agent DiNozzo. The whole place is a crime scene!
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : So Major, when you heading home?
Marine Major Ike Varnai : 5 months, 16 days, 2 hours.
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Officer Ziva David : This is McGee's private photograph. And if he does not want you to see it here, then you have to respect his wishes. Or...
[hits a key to bring it up on the squadroom plasma screen]
Officer Ziva David : ... see it elsewhere.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Hey!
[the picture turns out to be a very sweet one of McGee kneeling next to the dog Jethro, who is licking his face]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [laughs] Oh, McRomeo... you should save that stuff for the bedroom.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : You're just jealous.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Jealous? I don't think so. What you're doing there could be illegal in some states.
NCIS Intel Analyst Nikki Jardine : [entering] Or should be... I think I need to wash.