Quotes
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Abby Sciuto : All right, I know I shouldn't have taken him without authorization. But time was of the essence. And besides, Jethro may have uncovered an important clue!
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Or maybe it's another one of his victims and he's confessing.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Or maybe it's his lunch.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Only if he's a cannibal, Jethro.
[the dog barks]
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : [to the dog] I wasn't talking to you.
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Jimmy Palmer : [looking at an x-ray of Jethro] In the stomach, right there.
Abby Sciuto : What is that?
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Something that doesn't belong. Prepare to sedate, Mr. Palmer, you'll find everything you need in my bag.
Jimmy Palmer : Right away, Doctor.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : We're going to have to operate.
Abby Sciuto : Is he going to be okay?
Jimmy Palmer : The inside of a dog's stomach is like a sewer. The survival rates are not good.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Well then, both of our expertise will be challenged today.
Abby Sciuto : Ducky, you know what you're doing, right?
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Well, the fact that he's breathing does put me somewhat out of my element, but we don't have a choice, do we?