How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

The Chain of Screaming (2008)

Jordan Black: Ferguson

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• Marshall Eriksen : They always told me that working at a big law firm was like being at war. You get out of law school, it's like getting out of boot camp

  [Flash to Marshall at work] 

  Marshall Eriksen : That first day at work, you're storming the beaches, full of piss and vinegar.

  Ferguson : Dude, we're lawyers now.

  Marshall Eriksen : Totally.

  Ferguson : We've got briefcases and everything!

  Marshall Eriksen : [Excited]  Frickin' briefcases!

  Ferguson : You have anything in yours?

  Marshall Eriksen : Totally empty. You?

  Ferguson : Candy bars!

  Marshall Eriksen : [narrating]  Then you get in the trenches; side-by-side with your buddies and you feel a sense of camaraderie. But before too long, the shells start to fall...