How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Everything Must Go (2008)

Alyson Hannigan: Lily Aldrin

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• Marshall Eriksen : Okay, today's category, classic westerns that involve red cowboy boots. Robin.

  Robin Scherbatsky : The good, the bad and the fabulous.

  Lily Aldrin : The magnificent Kevin.

  Marshall Eriksen : No country for straight men.

• Ted Mosby : How was your day?

  Lily Aldrin : I screamed at a little girl for painting a rainbow.

  Ted Mosby : Oh. It sounds like the bitch had it coming.

• Lily Aldrin : I'm going to give you a Lily Aldrin original, because you're such a good husband. I'm thinking of calling it, "Suck it!"

• Marshall Eriksen : I already made a website. Marshall-and-Lily-sell-their-stuff.com.

  Lily Aldrin : No, you know what would be a better name? Guy-forces-his-wife-to-dress-in-a-garbage-bag-for-the-next-three-years.com

  [Types it in] 

  Lily Aldrin : It already exists.

  Ted Mosby : That woman is really wearing a garbage bag.

  Marshall Eriksen : But honey, you cannot pull off a tall kitchen.

• Lily Aldrin : I got a two-syllable "damn" in this dress.

  Robin Scherbatsky : A two-syllable "damn." That's the dream.

  Lily Aldrin : Yeah. Now she belongs to... CanadaGirl@MetroNewsOne.com.

  [Looks at Robin] 

  Robin Scherbatsky : It's still in the family!

• Ted Mosby : Everyone has something in their closet they don't wear.

  Ted Mosby : I don't.

  Robin Scherbatsky : Really, red cowboy boots?

  Ted Mosby : I pull those off.

  Marshall Eriksen : Hey, Lil, if I said, "Ted cannot pull these off" what would I be talking about?

  Lily Aldrin : His red cowboy boots.

• Lily Aldrin : Painting for sale! $500! Lifelong dream hanging in the balance! It's like they don't even see us.

  Vendor : Yeah, we're dirt to them. What do you need money for?

  Lily Aldrin : Oh, I'm trying to fix the hardwood floors in my new apartment. You?

  Vendor : Heroin.

  Lily Aldrin : Oh. Do you like heroin?

  Vendor : Love it. In fact, if you sell that, I'm going to take your money and go buy some more heroin.

  Lily Aldrin : Thanks for your honesty, Crazy Sock Guy.

• Dr. Greer : Something about your art speaks to the canine sensibility on a very primal level.

  Lily Aldrin : Really? Dogs like my paintings?

  Dr. Greer : Yeah. But you know who it bums out? Birds. Yeah. Had a parrot in there today. He took one look at it, pried open his cage, flew right into the ceiling fan.