How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Everything Must Go (2008)

Matt Besser: Vendor

Quotes 

• Lily Aldrin : Painting for sale! $500! Lifelong dream hanging in the balance! It's like they don't even see us.

  Vendor : Yeah, we're dirt to them. What do you need money for?

  Lily Aldrin : Oh, I'm trying to fix the hardwood floors in my new apartment. You?

  Vendor : Heroin.

  Lily Aldrin : Oh. Do you like heroin?

  Vendor : Love it. In fact, if you sell that, I'm going to take your money and go buy some more heroin.

  Lily Aldrin : Thanks for your honesty, Crazy Sock Guy.