How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Everything Must Go (2008)

Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby

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• Ted Mosby : How was your day?

  Lily Aldrin : I screamed at a little girl for painting a rainbow.

  Ted Mosby : Oh. It sounds like the bitch had it coming.

• Ted Mosby : You're obviously a man of exquisite taste. Let me ask you something. What do you think of these boots?

  Lawrence : Walter! Boots.

  Walter : Pulling. Them. Off.

  Ted Mosby : I'll be in the cab.

• Ted Mosby : Clarify something about your critique. Do you think the colors are neat or neato-burrito?

  Robin Scherbatsky : At least I'm not wearing red cowboy boots.

  Ted Mosby : I'm pulling them off!

• Marshall Eriksen : I already made a website. Marshall-and-Lily-sell-their-stuff.com.

  Lily Aldrin : No, you know what would be a better name? Guy-forces-his-wife-to-dress-in-a-garbage-bag-for-the-next-three-years.com

  [Types it in] 

  Lily Aldrin : It already exists.

  Ted Mosby : That woman is really wearing a garbage bag.

  Marshall Eriksen : But honey, you cannot pull off a tall kitchen.

• Ted Mosby : Everyone has something in their closet they don't wear.

  Ted Mosby : I don't.

  Robin Scherbatsky : Really, red cowboy boots?

  Ted Mosby : I pull those off.

  Marshall Eriksen : Hey, Lil, if I said, "Ted cannot pull these off" what would I be talking about?

  Lily Aldrin : His red cowboy boots.