Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
If My Hole Could Talk (2008)
Angus T. Jones: Jake Harper
Quotes
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Alan Harper : [Jake is making excuses for not doing a book report] So, what did you intend to do about the report?
Jake Harper : You mean aside from the earthquake?
Alan Harper : Yeah.
Jake Harper : Well, I kinda put all my eggs in the earthquake basket.
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Jake Harper : I might have to write a book report for Monday.
Alan Harper : What do you mean you might have to write a book report?
Jake Harper : I mean, if there's no earthquake by Monday morning, I have to write a book report.
Alan Harper : Oh, God. So, what's the book?
Jake Harper : William Shakespeare's "The Taming of the Shrew". By William Shakespeare.
Charlie Harper : Hey, that'll come in handy when he's moppin' out the toilets at the House of Pancakes.
Jake Harper : Y'know, I could go for some pancakes.
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Alan Harper : You're supposed to be finishing your report.
Jake Harper : I know. I can't find the book.
Alan Harper : You're kidding! We - we just bought it!
Jake Harper : What can I say, Dad? It's a big house and a little book.
Alan Harper : Find... the book.
Jake Harper : I'm really tired.
Alan Harper : Find... the book!
Jake Harper : Just saying it won't make it happen.
Alan Harper : [as Charlie walks into the house] FIND... THE... BOOK!
Jake Harper : [to Charlie, while running away] Heads up! He's losing it!
Alan Harper : I should have put frosting on the damn book! He's never lost anything with frosting on it!