- Prime Evil: [static noise] Lets see now, one teaspoon of salamander scales... one cup bats toenails...
- [more static sounds]
- Prime Evil: ... one large dash of dragon powder...
- Haunter: I say, old boy, do you really think this is safe?
- Prime Evil: We're not in business to be safe, you poultry pipsqueaks. We're here to spread disaster and misery!
- Jake Kong Jr.: For Pete's sake, you guys. I thought you were gonna clean this stuff up!
- Eddie Spenser Jr.: Eh, oh... I, I've been teaching Belfry how to play checkers...
- Belfry: [chuckles] He must be a great teacher, I've beaten him every time!
- [giggles]
- Eddie Spenser Jr.: Pure luck!
- Ghost Buggy: I don't wanna go to Babylon, couldn't we try ch-s-s-s-Chicago?
- Belfry: Chicago isn't there any more...