Robert Walden: Joe Waters

Quotes 

• Joe Waters : [coming home in tennis clothes]  Let this be a lesson to you, young lady. Always be alert. Tennis is a demanding sport. If you were mentally prepared, you would not have gotten hurt. Respect tennis and it will respect you.

  Penny Waters : We never played. You slammed my finger in the car door!

  Lou Waters : [later, Lou comes in while Joe is treating Penny's injury]  What's with the ice?

  Penny Waters : Oh, they're having me frozen until someone discovers a cure for heredity.

• Kelly Hall : I was just talking to Mr Standish.

  Joe Waters : The undertaker?

  Kelly Hall : Yeah. A terrible thing happened. Some kids stole his hearse and took it for a joyride... with one of his clients in the back.

  Joe Waters : Did the police recover it?

  Kelly Hall : Oh, yeah, but there was a chase, and the coffin slid out on I-95.

  Joe Waters : That's awful.

  Kelly Hall : I'll say. It was the second time in a week Mrs Colucci got hit by a bus.