- Lou Waters: [getting to know Penny's pretentious new boyfriend] So, Wally, got any hobbies to speak of?
- Walter: Well, I like to check Masterpiece Theatre for historical accuracy.
- Lou Waters: Yeah? Me, too. Don't you just hate it when they only give Goofy three fingers?
- Walter: [condescendingly] I believe that's Mousterpiece Theatre.
- Lou Waters: It is, three nights a week, at my house.