Paul Regina: Cliff Waters

Quotes 

• Lou Waters : Hey, Cliffie, did you know that the first Thanksgiving dinner was interrupted by the landing of an alien spacecraft?

  Cliff Waters : [humoring his brother]  No, Lou, I didn't.

  Lou Waters : Well, it's right here in the holiday issue of "Believe it or What".

  Cliff Waters : [patronizing]  Oh, then it must be true.

  Lou Waters : Hey, photos do not lie. There's a picture of Pocahontas boardin' the ship.

  Cliff Waters : [losing patience]  Lou, that's not Pocahontas. That's Cher getting into her limo at the Grammys.