Criminal Minds (TV Series)

Tabula Rasa (2008)

Kirsten Vangsness: Penelope Garcia

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Quotes 

• Derek Morgan : [in Hotch's flashback during his testimony]  Hey, what's the new tech girl's name?

  Dr. Spencer Reid : Ah, Gomez, I think.

  Derek Morgan : [to Garcia]  Excuse me, Gomez!

  [Garcia starts walking away] 

  Derek Morgan : Hey, baby girl!

  Penelope Garcia : Baby girl?

  Derek Morgan : Ah, forgive me. I just didn't know your real name...

  Penelope Garcia : I've been called worse. What can I do for you?

• Dr. Spencer Reid : [looking at a piece of paper]  It's remarkable. Something like this makes you question everything you thought you knew.

  Penelope Garcia : Yeah. It's like the Monolith in 2001.

  Dr. Spencer Reid : So there was actually a time when something like this was socially acceptable?

  Penelope Garcia : Oh... you're young.

  [takes the paper from Reid] 

  Penelope Garcia : The eighties left a lot of people confused.

  [a photo of Prentiss from high school is revealed] 

  Penelope Garcia : This is, uh, especially sad, though.

  Emily Prentiss : All right, very funny, you guys. Very funny.

  [snatched the paper from Garcia] 

  Emily Prentiss : What'd you do to it?

  Penelope Garcia : Do?

  Emily Prentiss : You obviously aletered it in photoshop or something.

  [shows the photo to Garcia] 

  Emily Prentiss : That *hair?*

  Penelope Garcia : Oh, no, Pussycat. That - that's all you. Garfield High, Class of '89.

  Emily Prentiss : [looking at the photo again]  You really didn't change anything?

  Penelope Garcia : I hacked it, as is. You're seriously trying to tell me you don't remember rocking that look?

  Dr. Spencer Reid : Perhaps your lack of recognition stems from a dissociative fugue suffered in adolescence. Say, at a Siouxsie and the Banshees concert?

  Penelope Garcia : [laughs] 

• Penelope Garcia : [On the phone]  Right! 54, native American. Ma'am, I have all that. Look,

  [JJ enters] 

  Penelope Garcia : I really need now is identifying information.

  [Garcia shakes no to JJ] 

  Penelope Garcia : . Yes, I... I know what a closed adoption means. Do you know what a court order means?

  Jennifer Jareau : [Whispers]  Wow, we don't have time for a court order

  Penelope Garcia : You know what ma'am? I am done being nice! If you look to your cursor, you'll notice it's moving on its own. That's me hacking your secure network. Now I got her file, now I got her social and now, cause you're grumpy, I'm gonna send your boss these Jamaican vacation photos. Check you out, no tan lines!