- Sarah: Mom? As much as I hate tattletaleing, I think you should know, Ed won't let me watch television.
- [She pouts exaggeratedly]
- Ed: Mom, Sarah's fibbing! Honest and for truly!
- [His mother slowly removes her rubber gloves]
- Ed: I was in my happy place, lost in the void of my mind!
- [Ed's mother turns around. To Ed's bewilderment, she has Jonny's face]
- Jonny 2x4: [as Ed's mom] Edward, how many times have I told you to be nice to your baby sister?
- Eddy: He always had it out for me. He's doin' this on purpose, I tell ya! I need that treasure bad, Double D!