iCarly (TV Series)

iWant More Viewers (2007)

Miranda Cosgrove: Carly Shay

Quotes 

• Carly : Okay, on our last webcast, Sam and I told you to go on iCarly.com and click that feedback button!

  Sam : And man, you people clicked on that sucker like it was your job!

• Spencer : Behold the sign! Are you beholding it?

  Carly : Oh, we're beholding it!

• Carly : Spencer, dinnertime!

  [to Freddie and Sam] 

  Carly : You guys staying for dinner?

  Sam : Yeah, I got no place to go.

• Carly : [on the webcast]  Which is why I say, the potato is superior to the sports bra.

  Sam : And if you don't believe us, try making French fries out of a sports bra!

• Carly : So it's me and Sam vs. Freddie and Spencer. Team with the best idea to get more viewers wins.

  Freddy : 'Kay, but I think the team that loses should have some penalty.

  Sam : Hasn't life already penalized you enough?

  Carly : [sprays Sam with water]  That's for being mean.

  Sam : It was worth it.

• Spencer : Okay, so wait, wait, wait. We all failed miserably trying to get you guys more viewers for iCarly and yet it is precisely those miserable failures that are getting you guys more viewers for iCarly?

  Carly : Yeah.

  Spencer : Insanity!

• Carly : Good job, Spencer! You too, Freddy.

  Freddy : Thank you, Carly, in your face, Sam.

  [Sam makes a face at him]