iCarly (TV Series)

iWant More Viewers (2007)

Jennette McCurdy: Sam Puckett

Quotes 

• Freddy : I think Carly's spaghetti is great.

  Sam : Then, why don't you put some down your pants?

• Freddy : What up, my peeps?

  Sam : Wow, that greeting was uncool in so many ways.

• Carly : Okay, on our last webcast, Sam and I told you to go on iCarly.com and click that feedback button!

  Sam : And man, you people clicked on that sucker like it was your job!

• Carly : Spencer, dinnertime!

  [to Freddie and Sam] 

  Carly : You guys staying for dinner?

  Sam : Yeah, I got no place to go.

• Carly : [on the webcast]  Which is why I say, the potato is superior to the sports bra.

  Sam : And if you don't believe us, try making French fries out of a sports bra!

• Carly : So it's me and Sam vs. Freddie and Spencer. Team with the best idea to get more viewers wins.

  Freddy : 'Kay, but I think the team that loses should have some penalty.

  Sam : Hasn't life already penalized you enough?

  Carly : [sprays Sam with water]  That's for being mean.

  Sam : It was worth it.

• Sam : Freddie, play that clip.

  Freddy : Some people might say please.

  Sam : Yeah....I didn't.