Jim Carrey: CBC News Anchor - Scott Riles
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Quotes
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CBC News Anchor : There's not gonna be any fight without Scott Riles and the incredibly polite Canadian news team.
Canadian Anchor : What about the French-speaking Quebec News? The real voice of Canada!
CBC News Anchor : Give it a rest, eh?
Champ Kind : Give me a break! They can't have news. Nothing happens in Canada!
Canadian Anchor : That's not true! Sometimes people's feelings get hurt.
CBC News Anchor : And sometimes the lake freezes.
Brick Tamland : I like your ginger ale!
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Mack Tannen : You guys got room in this battle for an old war horse?
Ron Burgundy : Mack Tannen! What are you doing here? You're too old for this!
Canadian Anchor : I had a crush on him when I was a schoolgirl.
CBC News Anchor : You like it wrinkled, huh?
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CBC News Anchor : Hey, everyone, if I happen to kill you today... sorry!
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Ron Burgundy : All right, everyone, listen up! By virtue of being on this battlefield, there is no return. People will die.
Jill Janson, Entertainment Tonight Reporter : I'm so horny right now.
Ron Burgundy : Some will be disfigured. In some cases, lasting friendships will be made. And as usual, no touching of the hair and face.
CBC News Anchor : Come on. What do we look like, rookies?
CBC News Anchor , Canadian Anchor : Sorry.
Ron Burgundy : When El Trousias, Maiden of the Clouds, blows the battle horn, let the battle begin!
El Trousias Maiden of the Clouds : [on top of the Flatiron Building; yells] I am El Trousias! Hear my siren song!
[plays the battle song]
ESPN Reporter : El Trousias... The Juicies'. Hmm.
El Trousias Maiden of the Clouds : That means you can start.
