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Mark Corrigan : Wow, the Ladies'. Nice to see it's almost as disgusting as the Gents'.
Dobby : Yeah well, it used to be all pink and tidy but then feminism happened and we all just started pissing on the floor!
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[Mark enters a small storage room. Dobby is inside]
Dobby : Hi Mark. Nice to see you.
Mark Corrigan : Dobby... likewise.
Dobby : There's meant to be a bunch of USB sticks here, but...
Mark Corrigan : [voiceover] God, there's an atmosphere. Sexual tension? Or just misfits scared of sexual tension?
[the door shuts behind them]
Dobby : Ooh, er!
Mark Corrigan : [voiceover] Oh no, this is disciplinary hearing waiting to happen!
Dobby : [Tries to reach something on a shelf] Oh, I can't reach, could you?
Mark Corrigan : Er, yeah sure. Erm... you'll, uh, you'll have to... move.
Dobby : Yeah, I should move, but... I might not move.
[She begins to rub her bottom against Mark's private area]
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[Mark is sitting with Dobby at lunch. She picks up a block of cheese and scrapes some onto her jacket potato]
Mark Corrigan : Wow, you carry your only personal cheese? Is that allowed?
Dobby : I'm a smoker, I need Man-Cheddar, you know? If you like, you could...
Mark Corrigan : [voiceover] If I was seen sharing cheese with a woman it could be misinterpreted. My approval rating would drop through the floor. Plus, it look like she might gnaw on it.
[to Dobby]
Mark Corrigan : I'm fine. I think if I ate anything with any flavour in this room my body would probably spasm due to shock.
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Mark Corrigan : I just wondered if you fancied coming down with me to the Fuck Bunker...
Dobby : Is that what you call the stationary cupboard?
Mark Corrigan : No, God, no. It's a venue, uh, my mate's playing gig down there on Friday and I just thought it might be cool to swing by there and check it out.
Dobby : [smiling] Your mate's playing a gig, check it out? Mark, you're not trying to get away with pretending you're a normal human being, are you?
