iCarly (TV Series)

iHave a Lovesick Teacher (2008)

Nathan Kress: Freddie Benson

Quotes 

• Freddie : What are we gonna do?

  Sam : We're gonna tell Spencer to call Miss Ackerman and start dating her again.

  Carly : No, I'm not gonna make my brother's life miserable just to make our life easier.

  Sam : Come on. Having a miserable life's not all that bad. Sometimes, my mother laughs.

• Freddie : Why can't Spencer just date her?

  Carly Shay : Because the woman is a big bottle of crazy sauce!

• Miss Ackerman : [when she is arrested at school]  You set me up!

  Freddy : That's a lie!

  Carly : No, we set her up.

  Freddy : Oh, yeah.

• Freddy : [to Sam]  Why do you have a bowling bowl?

  Carly : Don't ask why. Just pretend you don't see it and that way, we won't be a part of the tragedy that's about to happen.

• Carly : [referring to Spencer and Miss Ackerman's dating problems]  I think I know how we can fix this...

  Freddy , Sam : Really? How?

  Carly : iCarly.

  Freddy : Our webshow?

  Sam : No, our potato farm!