iCarly (TV Series)

iHave a Lovesick Teacher (2008)

Jessica Makinson: Miss Lauren Ackerman

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• Carly : Miss Ackerman, you don't need to yell at Freddie in front of the whole class.

  Miss Ackerman : Oh, look. More backtalk from the sass-master.

  Carly : I am not "the sass-master!" And it's wrong for you to be mean to Freddie just because your boyfriend broke up with you!

  Sam : Wow, Carls. Maybe you are the sass-master.

• Carly : Miss Ackerman?

  Miss Ackerman : Hi, Carly.

  Carly : Hi. Um, not that I'm not happy to see you, but why are you standing on my brother?

  Spencer Shay : 'Cause she has magic feet.

  Miss Ackerman : I spent six months in Thailand learning the art of back walking massage.

  Spencer Shay : [getting up]  Those Thaila-manians taught you good.

• Miss Ackerman : [when she is arrested at school]  You set me up!

  Freddy : That's a lie!

  Carly : No, we set her up.

  Freddy : Oh, yeah.