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Quotes
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Alvin : Si, don't make me have to kiss you because I'll do it! I don't care! Here come the lips! Makeout train is leaving the station! Toot toot!
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Alvin : Come on, Alvin! Remember your 5 D's: dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge!
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Alvin : Oh, it is on like Donkey Kong!
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Alvin : Right back at you, Dr. Rubes!
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Alvin : Whoops! Well, it looks like it's time to play my second-favorite game: Hide the Broken TV From Dave. You wanna play?
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Alvin : [as Robert DeNiro] You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? I'm the only one here, so you must be talking to me.
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Alvin : [entering classroom for the first time] Ah, I love the smell of zitcream in the morning!
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Alvin : [as Hannibal Lecter] I'm gonna crack you like an acorn and eat you for dinner with some fava beans and a nice chianti!
Footballer : Did he say something about my father?
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Alvin : Oh, I didn't realize I pocket-dialed 1-800-LOWLIFE.
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Alvin : [fighting over a blanket with Simon] You might as well be rooting out truffles in the French countryside because you are in fact hogging!
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Alvin : Hello, Humane Society? Yes, I need help! A man is after us! He wants to take us to a terrible place... school!