Keith Smith: Mr. Wheeler

Quotes 

• Mr. Wheeler : [Regarding Big Al as a trespasser on school property]  What are you doing here?

  Big Al : Well what are any of us doing anywhere on our poor, beleaguered planet? I suppose I'm trying to do the same as you: trying to make some sense out of life.

  Mr. Wheeler : It is not my job to make sense out of life.

  Big Al : But you're a headmaster. You must make an attempt to master your head!