- [first lines]
- Dr. Evilini: Did my messenger fish just tell you my evil plan?
- Alex Russo: [hesitantly] No.
- Messenger Fish: All right, this time pay attention. Dear Momma, you'll be proud to know that after the twelve-ball tournament reveals the best young wizard I will drain...
- [Alex covers the Fish's mouth so his words can't be understood]
- Alex Russo: OK, maybe he did tell me.
- [last lines]
- Theresa Russo: Isn't this the strangest thing you have ever seen?
- Jerry Russo: No. It's a dream come true. Giant things eating what they are. C'mon, who hasn't had that dream?
- Max Russo: If a giant claw comes out of the sky and grabs one of them, then I've had that dream.
- Jerry Russo: That's weird.