- [Spencer walks in]
- Carly Shay: Where've you been all day?
- Spencer: Canada.
- Carly Shay: I thought you were only going to the art museum.
- Spencer: I was. Until I fell asleep on the bus, and woke up in Vancouver!
- [Spencer comes back from a roller-blading accident]
- Carly Shay: Spencer, what happened?
- Spencer: One minute, I'm blading down Hill Street. Feeling good! On top of the world! The next thing I know - BAM! I got a face full of dumpster!
- [on the iCarly webcast]
- Carly Shay: And now, our technical producer, Freddie, will show you another cool thing about the Techfoots.
- Freddie: Okay. If your computer's hard drive is cluttered with a bunch of files and music and "precious pictures" of family and friends, the Techfoot does an amazing thing with Wi-Fi techonology. See, you just sync the pedometer up to your computer, and...
- [types something on his laptop and shows the dreaded blue-screen]
- Freddie: ...it wipes out your entire hard drive! Isn't that great?
- DAKA President: Well, you know when you put out a new shoe, they always have a few minor problems.
- Sam Puckett: Minor?
- Freddie: What would be a major problem?
- Carly Shay: If they came to life in the middle of the night and ate your family?
- DAKA President: [laughs] No. I live alone.
- Carly Shay: [singing to herself] And I bought some stuff 'cause you know I got paid the other day.
- [stops singing and knocks on Freddie's apartment door]
- Carly Shay: Freddie, come over.
- [resumes singing]
- Carly Shay: I'm havin' fun with DAKA's money. Spendin' a ton of DAKA's money, I'm a rich girl...
- Sam Puckett: Sonya, please make me a grilled cheese sandwich with tomato.
- Sonya: Yes, Miss Sam.
- Carly Shay: I like grilled cheese sandwiches with tomato.
- Sam Puckett: Make that two, please.
- Sonya: Yes, Miss Sam.
- Freddie: I like grilled cheese sandwiches with tomato.
- Sam Puckett: Tough nubs.
- [first lines]
- Sam Puckett: [while watching TV with Carly] Uggh, I am so hungry.
- Carly Shay: Then go make something.
- Sam Puckett: Uggh, I am so lazy.
- Sam Puckett: Oh, sorry. Carly, Freddie, this is Sonya. My personal chef.
- Sonya: Ya-Hoo!
- Carly Shay: What?
- Freddie: You hired a personal chef?
- Sam Puckett: Well, my mom doesn't feed me.
- Carly Shay: You know, I'm not sure it's fair to blame the bus 'cause you fell asleep.
- Spencer: It's not just that. Last week on the bus, a hobo spilled chili on me, then continued to eat it... without a spoon!
- [on the iCarly webcast]
- Sam Puckett: And wait 'til you see this!
- Carly Shay: For those cold winter days...
- Sam Puckett: -every Techfoot comes with a built-in toe warmer!
- Carly Shay: And if you turn the toe warmer on high...
- Sam Puckett: -like this!
- [turns it on]
- Carly Shay: Then bang it on a table...
- [Sam does just that]
- Sam Puckett: It magically catches on fire!
- Carly Shay: Isn't that handy?
- Sam Puckett: That'll keep your piggies warm!
- Carly Shay: And not only that...
- [Sonya hands them two hot dogs on sticks]
- Sam Puckett: It's also perfect for...
- Sam Puckett, Carly Shay: Roasting weenies!