The Angry Video Game Nerd (TV Series)

Top Gun (2006)

James Rolfe: The Angry Nintendo Nerd

Quotes 

• The Angry Nintendo Nerd : If Purgatory exists, this is it: Top Gun on the NES.

• The Angry Nintendo Nerd : [screams]  Assssss! FUCK!

• The Angry Nintendo Nerd : I'd rather fly a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong.

• The Angry Nintendo Nerd : Now because I've never passed the refueling plane, I've never seen the last two levels. So, what I've decided to do here is to create my own version of what I think the last two levels may be like. "Mission 3: Blow Shit Up."

  [shoots Top Gun game cartridge and Top Gun movie poster] 

  The Angry Nintendo Nerd : "Mission 4: Vent Your Anger and Destroy the TV."

  [Nerd screams, punches in TV screen] 

  The Angry Nintendo Nerd : Hadouken! Sonic Boom!

  [fires beams into the destroyed TV] 

• The Angry Nintendo Nerd : Mission 2: Destroy an Enemy Aircraft Carrier. Alright, fine, as long as I don't have to fucking land on it.

• The Angry Nintendo Nerd : Anyway, that's all I have to say about this garbage. Fuck balls.

• The Angry Nintendo Nerd : This game chews turds. This game sucks your balls off and spits'em up your ass.

• The Angry Nintendo Nerd : The two player game is what it is: just two players shooting each other up, and the one thing I find really disappointing is after you blow up your opponent, you see him escape in a parachute. And you don't want that to happen; you wanna see him die.