The Angry Video Game Nerd (TV Series)

Rocky (2006)

James Rolfe: The Angry Video Game Nerd

Quotes 

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : Get up. Get up, you floor fucking dickhead.

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : [after reading the instructions for Rocky]  So did ya get that? Well, let me sum it up. It stinks!

  Rocky : That's right, it STINKS!

  The Angry Video Game Nerd : It's a bunch of putrid anal shit coming out of a rhinoceros asshole. It fucks up the ass, shit's out the mouth, piss out the nose, dukie out the ear, diarrhea out the dick, shit's for the birds. The control is this game... is poo-poo

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : Cock-a-fucking-doodle-ass-shit-sucking-ball-fuck! This is fucking boring!

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : I've got all five Rocky movies playing in my house right now at the same time. This is my projector, it's playing Rocky up on the wall there. And on that '80s TV, I got Rocky II going on. Here in the bedroom, you see Rocky III playing. Out in the living room, there's Rocky IV. And check out the computer, there's Rocky V. Now, there's one extra TV there with a Sega Master system...

• Mickey : You don't wanna know.

  The Angry Video Game Nerd : Yeah, I wanna know.

  Mickey : You wanna know?

  The Angry Video Game Nerd : Yeah, I wanna fucking know!

• Mickey : It's a waste of life.

  The Angry Video Game Nerd : It's a waste of life.

  Mickey : I said that before, you dumb dago.