Norman (2010)

Dan Byrd: Norman Long

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Quotes 

• Norman Long : ...It's not how important one feels when one dies, but rather how guilty everybody else feels.

• [last lines] 

  Norman Long : Hi, this is Norman. Please leave a message.

• Norman Long : What brings you to this exceptional institution of learning?

  Emily Harris : Well, I hear they really have good fish sticks.

• Helen Black : [awkwardly]  I wanted to tell you, I think that you're very provocative. I just wanted to tell you that.

  Norman Long : Oh, uh, thanks. I like your hair.

  Helen Black : Yeah, I like your face.

  [walks away mortified] 

• Norman Long : [speaking to school assembly]  I under-estimated you guys, but to be honest, you over-estimated me.

• Norman Long : This is good, this is fun. This is the best date I've ever been on.

  Emily Harris : Really?

  Norman Long : Yep. I mean it's the only date I've ever been on, but...

  Emily Harris : Oh, wait, I'm your first?

  Norman Long : Yes. For me, nobody's ever really taken an interest in me before.

  Emily Harris : Oh, nothing more sexy than self-pity.

  Norman Long : Well then I suck.