- Larry King: Have you been to Asia?
- Tracy Jordan: My work has taken me there. I was supposed to be in "Rush Hour," but two weeks into shooting, I was replaced by Jackie Chan.
- Jack Donaghy: What are you doing here?
- Howard Jorgensen: People are freaking out about this Asia thing, and we can't find Geiss.
- Reynolds: He's AWOL. Now everyone's looking to you.
- Jack Donaghy: I don't care what's going on out there. I'm staying here. There are things more important than a stock quote crawling across a screen. I am in love with this magnificent woman, and no amount of money this company could lose would cause me to...
- Howard Jorgensen: [shows him amount]
- Jack Donaghy: Yes, that's the amount. I'll get dressed right now.
- Jack Donaghy: I was about to do the whole run to the airport thing, like Ross did on "Friends" and Liz Lemon did in real life.
- Don Geiss: [recorded message] If you're watching this, you are an executive of the General Electric Corporation, and the unthinkable has happened. Capitalism is ending, either because of the Soviets or something ridiculous, like a woman president. I'm speaking to you from the year 1987, but the message is timeless: Avoid the Noid!
- Liz Lemon: You want the truth, Kenneth, you want the truth?
- Kenneth Parcell: I can't handle the truth!
- Liz Lemon: There is an adult picture of me on that phone.
- Kenneth Parcell: Adult? You mean like you're driving a car or wearing a suit?
- Liz Lemon: It's a boobies picture, Kenneth, and I only kept it because for once they were both pointing in the same direction.
- Pete Hornberger: Come on, Tracy, just tell us where the money is. Where's the safest place in 30 Rock?
- Tracy Jordan: I already told you. It's dry and warm. Its top is hard but its bottom is soft. And although the location changes it's always in the same place.
- Pete Hornberger: There's nothing like that in 30 Rock! Nothing!
- Tracy Jordan: I never said it was a thing.
- Kenneth Parcell: It's me. I am the safest place in 30 Rock!
- Meredith Vieira: [on The Today Show"] Now that the U.S. markets have opened unaffected by the Asian meltdown, many people are blaming the panic in New York last night on one man, Tracy Jordan. He is here with me now. A lot of people are calling you a fear monger, and I am quoting here, "an idiot." What do you have to say for yourself?
- Tracy Jordan: Watch "TGS" Fridays at 10:30 on NBC! Word!
- Pete Hornberger: Can you please try to remember to talk about TGS tonight?
- Liz Lemon: You only have to plug it once. TGS, Fridays at 10:30 on NBC.
- Tracy Jordan: You got it. NGS, Fridays at C30 on TB10.