- Hardware Clerk: Can I help you guys find something?
- Dr. Walter Bishop: Oh, yes. We're looking for an electric saw. Preferably variable speed with an easily replaceable blade system.
- Hardware Clerk: What are you cutting, wood?
- Dr. Walter Bishop: Human tissue. Flesh and bone. It's more sinuous than you may expect.
- Peter Bishop: It's really not that dire.
- Dr. Walter Bishop: Oh, actually, potentially it's far worse.
- Hardware Clerk: Um, I think that the saw you're looking for is around the corner, next to the routers.
- Dr. Walter Bishop: Thank you.
- Peter Bishop: No need to call the police.
- Peter Bishop: Where you been?
- Olivia Dunham: Been working. Where have you been?
- Peter Bishop: I've been buying rice for Walter's toys.
- Dr. Walter Bishop: When she's finished chewing her cud, remember to brush her teeth.
- Astrid Farnsworth: I am not brushing a cow's teeth, Walter. You know I have real work to do, right?
- Dr. Walter Bishop: No, Peter's right. Your pupils are dilated. It's a symptom of high stress. Unless you're using hallucinogens. Are you tripping, Agent Dunham?
- Olivia Dunham: [after Peter questions her on being introduced as her "brother" in the bar scene] Yeah... it uh, kinda works better that way.
- Peter Bishop: Does it now?