Bitten (2008 Video)

Jason Mewes: Jack

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• Jack : Holy shit, you ate my ex-girlfriend! I don't know whether I call the police or buy you flowers.

• Jack : She's a fuckin' vampire, Roger!

• Roger : You wanna know the quickest way to break woman's heart in my opinion?

  Jack : Yeah.

  Jack : Break through her fuckin' chest!

• Jack : But how was your day? What'd you do?

  Danika : You know. Transformed into a bat for a while, took a nap in my coffin. The usual.

• Jack : Feelin' better?

  Danika : Like a new woman... I wanna go shower.

  Jack : Oh good. Yeah, please do that. And I'll clean up this mess again!

• Danika : Maybe this will be the chance we could be together. You know, like forever.

  Jack : Forever's a long time.

• Roger : What's the matter with you? I mean, you've checked her in a day and you're already in love?

  Jack : It's fuckin' crazy, you know, but there's some about her - some different.

  Roger : Ahhhh... Did you fuck her yet?

  Jack : No.

  Roger : I'll be happy for you when you fuck her. And I want... I want details and photos, if possible. Hey, I bet she likes something grab in the ass. Yeah? You alright?