Criminal Minds (TV Series)
52 Pickup (2008)
Shemar Moore: Derek Morgan
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Quotes
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Dr. Spencer Reid : How are you doing?
Derek Morgan : Well, I gave out all my flyers.
Dr. Spencer Reid : How many phone numbers did you get?
Derek Morgan : None. I'm working a case here, kid.
[Reid gives him a look]
Derek Morgan : Okay, four were offered, but I didn't take any of them.
[Reid gives him another look]
Derek Morgan : All right, look, let me school you a little bit. What you have to do with these ladies, just take control of the conversation. When you're talking what makes you feel like an expert?
Dr. Spencer Reid : Uh, statistics.
Derek Morgan : No, trust me. No. Something else.
Dr. Spencer Reid : Well, when I do magic.
Derek Morgan : See, that's perfect. Chicks dig magic.
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Dr. Spencer Reid : I think I might just... stay home and, uh, man the tipline tonight. Clubs aren't really my thing.
Derek Morgan : Not a chance, kid; I need a wingman. Come on.
David Rossi : Actually, there is another angle we need to pursue.
Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner : We still don't know what made the unsub change his victimology. What made him stop killing prostitutes and move into the clubs.
David Rossi : The answer might be something in Viper's class. But to figure that out we need to profile the teacher.
Derek Morgan : You need to bait him, then, with somebody he sees as a challenge.
Dr. Spencer Reid : We need to study his style up close and personal. It's gonna take someone he's already attracted to.
Emily Prentiss : Ugh. Ugh, this is really gonna suck.
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Derek Morgan : See, there you go. That's what I'm talking about. That's called game.
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Jordan Todd : So how bad did I just screw up?
Derek Morgan : On a normal scale of 1 to 10, I'd say a 6. But on Hotch's scale... an 11!
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Derek Morgan : He's making them clean up their own murder!
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Dr. Spencer Reid : What is a pickup? It's basically just a profile.
Derek Morgan : Decoding cues of interest and recoding similar ones.
Emily Prentiss : If you're too obvious you turn off your target. If you're oblivious, your target moves on to a better profiler.
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Derek Morgan : [speaking of Viper] Will you listen to that language? He's training serial killers.
Emily Prentiss : Great. We're dealing with a rampant narcissist and misogynist who's turned himself into a snake oil salesman.