- Ned Banks: Well, the files are all there. I just had to defrag your hard-drive.
- Melinda Gordon: Please. Watch your language. We have company.
- Professor Eli James: The guy's a sicko.
- Melinda Gordon: Is that the a technical term?
- Professor Eli James: Oh, I'm sorry. Twisted sicko.
- Melinda Gordon: You know, you've gotta stop telling everybody that you can hear ghosts.
- Professor Eli James: Why? No one believes me.
- Melinda Gordon: 'Cause people are gonna start thinking you're nuts. Trust me. I've been there.
- Professor Eli James: People think I'm nuts already.