How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

The Fight (2008)

Bob Saget: Narrator

Quotes 

• Narrator : Kids, I would like to tell you a moral about how fighting is bad and that you should never do it, but that would be pointless, so I will leave you with this: Don't ever get in a fight with Uncle Marshall. That guy is freakin' crazy.

• Narrator : So there it is, the only time I was ever in a fight. What did I learn? For one thing, when you punch someone in the face, it hurts. A lot. But what hurts even more is this.

  [Doug punches Ted] 

  Narrator : The next thing I knew, I was waking up.