How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Benefits (2009)
Cobie Smulders: Robin Scherbatsky
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Quotes
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Robin Scherbatsky : [about Ted] You know what a romantic he is? He can't separate the physical from the emotional. He's all like...
Barney Stinson : I love you.
Robin Scherbatsky : Exactly. He's not like you, you know.
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Robin Scherbatsky : It was weird. Weird. Weird. Weird. Weird. W-I-E-R-D. Weird.
Lily Aldrin : That's not how you spell weird
Robin Scherbatsky : Come on Lily, nobody likes a Ted.
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Ted Mosby : [Seeing Robin eat cereal] That looks good. I'll have some of that.
Robin Scherbatsky : Sorry. No milk.
Ted Mosby : But I just saw a carton of milk in the fridge yesterday.
Robin Scherbatsky : It's empty.
Ted Mosby : Then throw it away.
Robin Scherbatsky : Can't. Trashcan's full.
Ted Mosby : So empty the trash.
Robin Scherbatsky : I would, but I'm eating cereal.
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Robin Scherbatsky : Last night, I did it while returning a bunch of phone calls.
Marshall Eriksen : I knew you didn't get a rowing machine!
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Robin Scherbatsky : Haven't you tried not reading a magazine while "reading a magazine"?
Marshall Eriksen : You have to read a magazine! That's why there are magazines!
Ted Mosby : Otherwise, it's just a waste of our time.
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Robin Scherbatsky : By the way, our little arrangement is off.
Barney Stinson : Oh, that's awes... ful.
Robin Scherbatsky : What?
Barney Stinson : That's awesful.