How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Three Days of Snow (2009)

Jason Segel: Marshall Eriksen

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• Lily Aldrin : [Lily calls Marshall while he is with clients]  Hey, baby. It's lunchtime, and I love you.

  Marshall Eriksen : I reciprocate in principle, although with the caveat that there seems to be a bit of a surplus here on my end.

  Lily Aldrin : No, I love you more.

  Marshall Eriksen : Do we need to get in a room together and bang this thing out?

  [pause] 

  Marshall Eriksen : Those sound like agreeable terms, although I may need to adjust my briefs.

• Marshall Eriksen : I'm sorry, Robin. You're not a robot. I mean, if you are, you're like an incredibly advanced model and humanity doesn't stand a chance.

• Robin Scherbatsky : Okay, these little rituals, telling each other what you ate, they're childish. You're like children playing house.

  Marshall Eriksen : You know why you don't like them? It's because you've never been in a relationship long enough to develop them.

  Robin Scherbatsky : What?

  Marshall Eriksen : You don't understand love. You're like a robot who asks someone who's crying "Why is your face leaking?"

  Robin Scherbatsky : Okay, robot initiating parking-on-the-curb-until-jackass-apologizes sequence. Beeb-bob-boop-beep-booooop!

  Marshall Eriksen : Okay, my robot was like a million times better.

• Robin Scherbatsky : I still say this is stupid. What happened to, "As we mature, the relationship matures with us?"

  Marshall Eriksen : That's just something Lily read in Psychology Today. Alright, she read it in Cosmo. Alright, I read it in Cosmo. Alright, it was CosmoGirl!

• Lily Aldrin : [With a six pack of...]  Aspen Yards Ale, get it?

  Marshall Eriksen : Actually, no.

  Lily Aldrin : Me, neither. I was hoping you would.