"How I Met Your Mother" The Best Burger in New York (TV Episode 2008) Poster

(TV Series)

(2008)

Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson

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Quotes 

  • Ted : [Asking Barney about food]  Chinese?

    Barney : I don't like Chinese.

    Ted : Indian?

    Barney : I just said, I don't like Chinese

    Ted : Indian isn't Chinese.

    Barney : Weird meats, funny music, side of rice. Why are we splitting hairs?

    Ted : Mexican?

    Barney : I just said, I don't like Chinese!

  • Ted , Barney , Lily : [All take bite from burger]  Mmmmmmm

    Lily : Oh my God! this burger is so good, it's like Christmas in my mouth. Meat Christmas!

    Ted : It's like an angel from Heaven landed at the kitchen at MacLaren's. Or the chef killed it and ran it through the meat grinder.

    Barney : I love this burger so much, I wanna sew my ass shut.

    Marshall : [Disappointed]  It's okay.

    Ted , Barney , Lily : [All, except Marhsall]  What?

  • Lily : I wanna get tiny fitted sheets for this burger and just crawl into this bun, and get all cozy and die there.

    Robin : Oh, my God, I just want you inside of me.

    Barney : This feels so good! I'm worried I'm gonna get this burger pregnant.

    Marshall : If he does get that burger pregnant, I have dibs on the delicious burger babies.

  • Barney : You know, Lil, when times are tough, I like to remember the uplifting words of my favorite song.

    [bursts out in song] 

    Barney : We'll be on your side when you need a friend / Through thick and thin you can always depend / On the world leaders in credit and banking / Goliath National Bank!

    [speaks normally] 

    Barney : Member, FDIC.

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