"How I Met Your Mother" I Heart NJ (TV Episode 2008) Poster

(TV Series)

(2008)

Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson

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Quotes 

  • Barney Stinson : [after everyone refuses a fist bump]  I am not putting my fist down until it gets the privilege of someone else's knuckles tapping lightly yet decisively.

    [Passes fist around] 

    Barney Stinson : Pretty, pretty?... Pretty, pretty?... Then know this. Until my fist gets the respect it deserves - Nay, demands - it will not yield. It. Will. NOT! Yield.

  • Barney Stinson : [after Lily returns his fist bump]  Thank you, Lily. My arm hasn't been this sore since I was thirteen and first learned to lock my bathroom door. Up top!

    [Raises his hand for a high five; Lily just shakes her head no] 

    Barney Stinson : Oh, no.

  • Lily Aldrin : Okay, Stella this is crazy. You can't actually think that New Jersey is better than New York. New York has Broadway. We win right there.

    Barney Stinson : [Barney desperately tries to get someone to fist bump him]  Oh, no, she did not. Knuckle up for safety.

    Stella Zinman : We have Atlantic City.

    Barney Stinson : Can't beat the A.C.

    [holding his fist] 

    Barney Stinson : Pretty please? No one has to know.

    Ted Mosby : New York has Greenwich Village.

    Stella Zinman : New Jersey has The Shore.

    Lily Aldrin : Woody Allen.

    Barney Stinson : Oscar-winning chronicler of urban neuroses. Bump it!

    Stella Zinman : Bruce Springsteen.

    Ted Mosby : Sinatra.

    Stella Zinman : Yeah, he's from Hoboken... New Jersey!

    Ted Mosby : Yeah, but what city is he singing about? It's not 'Secaucus, Secaucus'.

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